I was getting into my car today when I looked up and saw Dee Dee across the street, staring at me. This was nothing new, of course, but I thought I'd throw her a bone with a little friendly greeting.
"Hey! How are ya, Dee Dee?"
Nothing. She continued to stare at me but did not even wave. Something must be wrong. Maybe she's sick or something?
"Isn't the weather gorgeous today?!!"
I was being extra-cheery and loud, just in case she didn't hear me the first time.
More puffs of smoke from the Pall Malls, but I could not detect even a smirk from her crinkly mouth.
I got in my car and drove away. She snubbed me! I got snubbed by my crazy neighbor!
Then relief set in. Could this really be the end of Dee Dee and me?!!
2 comments:
Man, she must really not believe you about the grass! :) I'm waiting though, to see if she is really gone! Ha ha! ;)
Maybe she's on some kind of medication, Meggie. You know, like a depressant or something. Or maybe she read your blog, which doesn't matter because you are completely entitled to your own opinion and whichever medium you use to express it. She's funny though, so I would head over there with a box of something of the Hostess creme-filled persuasion and ask her what's up. Love ya, Boo.
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